eatingisfab:

reblog if you feel shit about everything in your life but you’re still trying hard to be positive.

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

dutifullypurpleenthusiast:

bowfly:

kenziehitsitfromthebaritones:

kenziehitsitfromthebaritones:

•Being sexually active

Things I will call you a whore for:

•Eating my food

• Stealing our lemons
  

•taking my blanket from me

rubyfruitjumble:

men always act like I’m so mean to them but actually they just always expect women to pretend to like them which is something I have stopped doing

acebiro:

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

“at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said “if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..” and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4”

back in Jesus’s time that would’ve been called a miracle.